1 00:00:08,948 --> 00:00:10,398 Previously on "Foursome," 2 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:12,075 thanks to my big brother, Alec, 3 00:00:12,077 --> 00:00:14,210 I'm now cemented in the sister zone. 4 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:16,345 His public displays of bro-tality 5 00:00:16,347 --> 00:00:18,315 not only scared off all the guys at Brayer 6 00:00:18,317 --> 00:00:20,851 but solidified my little sister status with Josh. 7 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:22,252 That's a good look, kiddo. 8 00:00:22,254 --> 00:00:23,586 Dealing with that 9 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,722 and Mr. Shaw breathing down my neck over Media Club, 10 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,423 I'm gonna break out. 11 00:00:27,425 --> 00:00:29,193 Thankfully, my foursome is full of ideas 12 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,528 to get me out of my current situation. 13 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:34,430 Alec's girlfriend, Court, focused her energy 14 00:00:34,432 --> 00:00:37,433 on breaking my dry spell with a fake frat boyfriend. 15 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:40,838 It didn't quite work out. 16 00:00:58,624 --> 00:01:00,591 What do you call these? 17 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,458 Uh... 18 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:03,760 where did you get those? 19 00:01:03,762 --> 00:01:05,395 Were you in my room? 20 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:06,630 Alec, you are not allowed to go in my room. 21 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:08,464 Stop deflecting. 22 00:01:08,466 --> 00:01:11,300 What is my infant sister doing with furry handcuffs? 23 00:01:11,302 --> 00:01:12,603 I don't have to answer to you. 24 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,303 Did you have a guy in your... 25 00:01:14,305 --> 00:01:15,772 Did you get SandM'd? 26 00:01:15,774 --> 00:01:18,541 Oh, my God, Andie, I am not letting you out of my sight. 27 00:01:18,543 --> 00:01:21,145 I am dead-bolting the door. I am putting baby monitors up. 28 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,612 I'm getting your phone records. 29 00:01:22,614 --> 00:01:24,781 Stop. I can explain. Um, it's, um... 30 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,186 It's from the play that you were doing. 31 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:30,787 - Yeah. - Remember? 32 00:01:30,789 --> 00:01:32,656 - "How To Kill a Glass Menagerie." - "Arsenic and Old People." 33 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:35,324 Play? I didn't give you permission to do a play, okay? 34 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:38,327 Besides, what play has furry handcuffs for 12-year-olds? 35 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:39,663 Theater girls are loose. 36 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:41,665 Uh, it's an all-girls play. 37 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,800 Oh, well, I'm definitely gonna be seeing that. 38 00:01:44,802 --> 00:01:47,171 And you are definitely going to be seeing me. 39 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,806 I got my eyes on you, little sister. 40 00:01:49,808 --> 00:01:53,342 Hey, Courtney, I got you a present, baby! 41 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,811 - Babe! - Here, here. 42 00:01:55,813 --> 00:01:57,181 Oh, my gosh. 43 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,916 You forgot to hide the handcuffs. 44 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,184 - Thanks for doing that. - I got your back. 45 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:03,186 You're not actually doing SandM stuff, are you? 46 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:05,689 'Cause those bruises, they're not just on the outside. 47 00:02:05,691 --> 00:02:09,192 Andie Fixler, just the person I was looking for. 48 00:02:09,194 --> 00:02:10,693 All right, I'm gonna catch you later. 49 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:13,829 Uh, yeah, cool. I'm totally not doing... 50 00:02:13,831 --> 00:02:15,766 weird things. 51 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,400 - Later, Josh. - Later. 52 00:02:17,402 --> 00:02:19,605 Andie, do you know where I'm coming from? 53 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:22,839 The bathroom? 54 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:24,374 Uh, no. 55 00:02:24,376 --> 00:02:25,709 Principal Slacks' office. 56 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:28,544 I have been assigned, uh, lunch duty. 57 00:02:28,546 --> 00:02:30,214 Yeah, apparently, if you teach here, 58 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,847 you either have to run an extracurricular, 59 00:02:31,849 --> 00:02:33,382 or you get monitor shifts. 60 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,651 That shirt is inappropriate. 61 00:02:35,653 --> 00:02:38,755 But you do run an extracurricular. 62 00:02:38,757 --> 00:02:40,223 Media Club, right? 63 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:42,392 Because I'm in that. 64 00:02:42,394 --> 00:02:43,859 Yeah, funny you should mention that, 65 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:46,229 because in order for there to be a Media Club, 66 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:47,763 there needs to be media, 67 00:02:47,765 --> 00:02:49,833 and, uh, you guys haven't made a new "Cup O'Brayer" 68 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:51,400 since the beginning of the school year. 69 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:52,668 Right, yeah, we're... 70 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,738 Andie, do you know why I chose Media Club? 71 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,972 'Cause you love media? 72 00:02:55,974 --> 00:02:57,941 Because the students do all the work. 73 00:02:57,943 --> 00:02:59,709 I don't even know what you guys do in there. 74 00:02:59,711 --> 00:03:01,877 - We're just making... - You know what? 75 00:03:01,879 --> 00:03:03,412 I don't want to know. 76 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:04,680 I don't want to... slow down. 77 00:03:04,682 --> 00:03:06,416 I don't want to know. 78 00:03:06,418 --> 00:03:08,952 All that I ask is that it doesn't come back to me. 79 00:03:08,954 --> 00:03:11,588 Yeah, you know, we're definitely working 80 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:12,756 on a segment right now. 81 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:14,024 - Yeah. - You are? 82 00:03:14,026 --> 00:03:16,425 - Yeah. - Oh, that's great. 83 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:17,893 There you go. That's all I want. 84 00:03:19,497 --> 00:03:21,264 I'll, uh, come by after school and check it out. 85 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:22,431 - Great. - Cool. 86 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:23,966 - Yeah. - Take it easy. 87 00:03:23,968 --> 00:03:25,302 Jacob. 88 00:03:25,304 --> 00:03:28,473 Jarrod, Jacob, come here. 89 00:03:30,776 --> 00:03:32,712 Shit! 90 00:03:35,747 --> 00:03:37,346 Just as I'm about to reach heaven, 91 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:38,915 the door starts to jiggle. 92 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,751 And bam! Interrupted. 93 00:03:41,753 --> 00:03:44,588 Underneath the bleachers, so close. 94 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:46,055 Bam! 95 00:03:46,057 --> 00:03:47,423 Locker rooms. Bam! 96 00:03:47,425 --> 00:03:48,758 Nurse's office. Bam! 97 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,594 Right before I can have a happy ending. 98 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:51,595 Bam, bam, bam! 99 00:03:51,597 --> 00:03:53,397 Aah! Stop! 100 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:57,034 Are you guys telling scary sex stories again? 101 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,303 Dakota, I told you not to do that anymore. 102 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,870 Courtney gets nightmares, 103 00:04:00,872 --> 00:04:02,939 and she is not allowed to sleep in my room anymore. 104 00:04:02,941 --> 00:04:04,473 You feel me up in your sleep. 105 00:04:04,475 --> 00:04:05,976 Yes. 106 00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:08,779 Anyway, guys, focus. We have a real problem. 107 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,715 We know. You don't have a boyfriend. 108 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:13,716 Guys, that's not what I'm talking about. 109 00:04:13,718 --> 00:04:15,584 I ran into Mr. Shaw today in the hallway, 110 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:17,421 and I promised him a new "Cup O'Brayer" 111 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,690 by the end of today... 112 00:04:20,892 --> 00:04:23,993 Which means we only have half a day to come up with an idea, 113 00:04:23,995 --> 00:04:26,665 film, edit, and hand in a segment. 114 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:28,967 What's happening here? 115 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:30,433 Nothing's happening here. 116 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:31,901 He's empty-threatening you. 117 00:04:31,903 --> 00:04:33,969 We're always "supposed" to turn in a segment. 118 00:04:33,971 --> 00:04:35,872 Yeah, but I think he's serious this time, guys. 119 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:37,707 Mr. Shaw is the king of empty threats. 120 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:38,909 I'm supposed to be in jail 121 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,877 for being on school property, remember? 122 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:42,611 No follow-through. 123 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:44,581 Fine. If you guys aren't gonna help me, 124 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,449 then at least I know I can always count on Imogen 125 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:49,452 to take the situation seriously. 126 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:50,887 Imogen, thank God. 127 00:04:50,889 --> 00:04:52,622 We're having a crisis. 128 00:04:52,624 --> 00:04:54,658 We really need to... 129 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,625 What are you doing? 130 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:58,495 Oh, my God. 131 00:05:01,466 --> 00:05:04,901 I could literally feel the hair follicles 132 00:05:04,903 --> 00:05:06,670 release from my head. 133 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,637 They just go... 134 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,106 whoo. 135 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:14,444 Because my hair was so... 136 00:05:14,446 --> 00:05:18,115 Because the French. 137 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:22,017 My hair's French! 138 00:05:22,019 --> 00:05:23,786 Bonjour. 139 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:26,456 Where have you been? 140 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:29,726 You know what, Courtney? You're really nosy. 141 00:05:29,728 --> 00:05:31,127 Boop, boop. 142 00:05:31,129 --> 00:05:34,464 Imogen, what's wrong with you? 143 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:36,065 Oh, my God, y'all. 144 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:38,735 She is high. 145 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:41,505 What? Imogen, no, no, you wouldn't do that, right? 146 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,973 No, I would never smoke drugs, you guys. 147 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:46,642 I don't even know what a marijuana branch looks like. 148 00:05:46,644 --> 00:05:48,043 Branch. 149 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:50,514 Bran-tch. 150 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,680 Weird. 151 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:53,849 She's baked. 152 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:56,752 Courtney, if you know where I was, 153 00:05:56,754 --> 00:05:58,555 why are you asking? 154 00:05:58,557 --> 00:06:00,524 - What do you mean? - Well, that's where I was at. 155 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,858 I was at the Bake-Off. 156 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,860 Oh, my God, you guys. 157 00:06:03,862 --> 00:06:05,461 These really nice girls, 158 00:06:05,463 --> 00:06:07,697 they were like, "Do you want a brownie?" 159 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:09,865 And I was like, "Oh, no, no, 160 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,868 "because I cannot have sugar for breakfast, 161 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,507 because that leads to early-onset diabetes." 162 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,442 I was totally drugged, wasn't I? 163 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,676 - All the way. - 100%, yes. 164 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:22,878 Oh, my God, you guys. 165 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,082 They're drugs. The drugs are in me! 166 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:28,718 Oh, my God, I'm the gateway. Andie, I am the gateway. 167 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,687 I-I-I'm in the gateway because I took the drugs. 168 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,522 The drug... oh, God, the drugs. 169 00:06:32,524 --> 00:06:34,057 - Imogen, Imogen... - I have it on me, Andie. 170 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:35,724 - Imogen, calm down. - It's on me, Andie! 171 00:06:35,726 --> 00:06:36,892 It's on me! Get it away! 172 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:38,461 Calm down. Imogen, calm down! 173 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:40,197 Crush it, Andie, and take it away! 174 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,668 Just in time, little sister! 175 00:06:44,101 --> 00:06:46,036 What did you just shove in your mouth? 176 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,904 A brownie. 177 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,038 A brownie. 178 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,507 A brownie. 179 00:06:50,509 --> 00:06:53,909 Ha! I see what's going on here. 180 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:57,012 You just "suspiciously" shove a brownie into your mouth. 181 00:06:57,014 --> 00:06:58,748 You're pregnant! 182 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,584 Babe! 183 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,053 She's not pregnant. She's got her end of a sentence. 184 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,654 It makes you crave choco. 185 00:07:04,656 --> 00:07:07,089 What? No, she doesn't have that yet. 186 00:07:07,091 --> 00:07:08,524 Since I was 12. 187 00:07:08,526 --> 00:07:11,260 Oh, God, Andie! Gross! Ew! Fine! 188 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:13,930 Gross, Andie! Whatever! 189 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,598 That better be what it is. 190 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,067 So... 191 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:18,871 plug it up. 192 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,240 Now that that's out of the way... 193 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:25,242 it's full steam ahead on our segment. 194 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,976 Any ideas? 195 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:29,512 Um, you do realize you just took an edible, right? 196 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:31,113 Yeah, but it's my first time taking one. 197 00:07:31,115 --> 00:07:32,582 Everyone knows you never get high 198 00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:33,783 the first time you smoke out. 199 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 It's Imogen's first time on drugs, 200 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:39,288 and she is tore up. 201 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,024 Bonjour. 202 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:43,093 He's right. That's just an urban legend. 203 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,728 If you do drugs correctly, you get high. 204 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,296 How long? 205 00:07:47,298 --> 00:07:49,031 About 30 minutes. 206 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,966 Don't panic. 207 00:07:50,968 --> 00:07:53,269 Everything's gonna be okay. We'll finish the segment. 208 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:55,971 Okay, just... let's go to the loo 209 00:07:55,973 --> 00:07:57,973 and just splash some water on our faces 210 00:07:57,975 --> 00:07:59,209 and breathe. 211 00:07:59,211 --> 00:08:01,644 - Okay? - We'll be right here. 212 00:08:01,646 --> 00:08:03,113 You thinking what I'm thinking? 213 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,951 Bake-Off. 214 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,253 BAKE SALE 215 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:13,289 Hello? 216 00:08:15,259 --> 00:08:16,959 Can we help you? 217 00:08:16,961 --> 00:08:19,094 Uh, yeah, my friend got an edible here before, 218 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:20,329 and I want to buy one now. 219 00:08:20,331 --> 00:08:22,731 Oh, we... 220 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,067 we don't sell edibles. 221 00:08:24,069 --> 00:08:26,870 It's just my mom's brownies. 222 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:30,240 Okay. Um... 223 00:08:30,242 --> 00:08:34,978 I think women should help other women, don't you? 224 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,147 Yeah, okay, what's up? 225 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,116 I hook up with my roommate sometimes. 226 00:08:40,118 --> 00:08:42,986 Roommate stuff... fun. 227 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:46,222 We like to do the scissoring but not for crafts. 228 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:49,593 Courtney, just... just... 229 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:53,897 Well, maybe this will change your mind... 230 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,165 ladies. 231 00:08:58,235 --> 00:08:59,935 It's still a no. 232 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:02,638 - Oh. - Okay, I got this. 233 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,041 - All right, here's 40. - Give them more. 234 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:07,911 Here's another 40. 235 00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:10,246 Thank you. 236 00:09:10,248 --> 00:09:11,680 Um, okay, I'll just be taking... 237 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:13,617 No, no. 238 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,017 - I'll be taking this. - No, no. 239 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,956 Let it go. Walk away. 240 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:28,964 Imogen, I told you. 241 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,633 You can't smell anything. 242 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:31,968 - Are you sure? - Mm-hmm. 243 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,302 So fun business. 244 00:09:33,304 --> 00:09:35,372 We went to the Bake-Off and got more drugs. 245 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,641 We definitely split one on the way here. 246 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,844 Can you guys please do your drug stuff later? 247 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,647 - We have pressing matters. - Andie, chill out. 248 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,648 We're not gonna lose the Brayer Lair. 249 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:47,083 This place is our home. 250 00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:49,886 It's where I met you guys. 251 00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:52,287 Shaw wouldn't do that to us, and, plus, I'm pretty sure 252 00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:54,991 you're making it a bigger deal than what it was. 253 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:57,292 And we're all on the same playing field right now. 254 00:09:57,294 --> 00:09:59,061 We'll get the segment done. No problem. 255 00:09:59,063 --> 00:10:01,164 Positive thinking... I like that. 256 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,967 Besides, my first-time theory seems to be right. 257 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:06,802 - I don't feel anything. - Great. Let's get to work. 258 00:10:06,804 --> 00:10:09,906 Perfect. I have so many ideas. 259 00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:14,844 I can't wait to hear them. 260 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:17,946 I've got a few ideas of my own. 261 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,284 Uh-oh. 262 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:24,820 What's the matter? 263 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,200 Come pet me. 264 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:41,738 I'm soft, Andie. Come pet me. 265 00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,877 ? You will find ? 266 00:11:30,087 --> 00:11:32,024 Hey, Andie. 267 00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:37,830 Looks like the segment's not quite done yet, huh? 268 00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:42,931 Okay, I think it's time I made myself heard. 269 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:47,302 You will have a finished, coherent, polished segment 270 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:49,405 by the end of the day... 271 00:11:49,407 --> 00:11:51,306 or I am dissolving Media Club. 272 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,344 Cool it with the dramatics, Imogen. 273 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:57,280 That means no more hanging out in the media room. 274 00:11:57,282 --> 00:11:59,949 I promise we're working on it, right? 275 00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:01,416 The future of the Media Club 276 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,520 rests in your guys's hands, all right? 277 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,354 I mean, it's up to you what you want to do with it. 278 00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:08,360 Good luck and, uh, godspeed. 279 00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:22,438 Good thing edibles only last for 15 minutes. 280 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,873 Am I right? 281 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,478 How long? 282 00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:32,127 T-MINUS 2 HOURS 283 00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:43,459 Oh, my God, you guys, we only have two hours 284 00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:45,161 until the "Cup O'Brayer" segment is due, 285 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:47,830 and we don't even have a concept. 286 00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,199 Does anybody else hear that ticking? 287 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,467 Oh, God. We cannot lose this lair. 288 00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:53,136 Do you know if I go out there, 289 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:55,338 all the basics will get revenge on me for all my truths? 290 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,339 I can't help they're basic! 291 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,108 Oh, he's right. He's right. We can't lose this place! 292 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,176 I mean, the only reason I haven't handcuffed myself 293 00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,945 to my bed all semester 294 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:04,948 is because I skunk-sprayed this room to smell like my mom, 295 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,148 and I can't lose that! 296 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,449 What about me? 297 00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:10,887 Am I just supposed to go to math? To math? 298 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,155 I can confidently say 299 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,956 this is the only time I regret doing drugs. 300 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:17,193 Oh, my God, you guys, drugs in school aren't cool. 301 00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,994 It rhymes for a reason. 302 00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:22,131 That's it. That's it. 303 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,600 S.T.A.R.E.... Stop Teens At Risk Everywhere. 304 00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:27,103 - What are you gobbling about? - For "Cup O'Brayer." 305 00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,539 We'll just do a segment about how teens shouldn't do drugs, 306 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,140 and then no one will know 307 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:33,175 that we ate, like, a ton of pot brownies. 308 00:13:34,511 --> 00:13:36,212 It's a double negative, Courtney. 309 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:38,214 She's got it. By George, I think she's got it. 310 00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:40,550 You know what? I usually think staring's really rude, 311 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,886 but I'm so into this. 312 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,253 I'm so into it! 313 00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:46,589 Oh, ho-ho, little sister. 314 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:49,224 - I knew it. - Hey, babe. 315 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:51,261 I knew something was up. What is this? 316 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,528 Glue. 317 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,265 Everyone sees glue, right? 318 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,632 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 319 00:13:56,634 --> 00:13:58,533 Oh, you think I'm stupid, don't you? 320 00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:01,070 You don't think I know what glue is used for? 321 00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:02,537 Crafts? 322 00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:03,906 Lube. 323 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,642 Who are you lubing, Andie? 324 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,243 I want names, Andie! Who are you "glubing"? 325 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,914 Andie, no! Andie! 326 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,916 Babe, you need to cool off. 327 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,118 - Dude. - All right. 328 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,085 I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna cool my jets. 329 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:19,858 But when I come back, I want answers. 330 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:27,430 Hey. 331 00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:29,632 He guessed your locker combo in three tries. 332 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,100 I think he might be kind of smart. 333 00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,435 Why is he looking for stuff? 334 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,338 Is... does he think something's happening? 335 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:39,441 Because nothing's happening. Everything's completely normal. 336 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,243 Uh-huh. You want to know the first sign 337 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,112 of something not being normal? 338 00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,281 Someone rambling about how normal everything is. 339 00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,283 Read that on a bathroom stall once. 340 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:50,421 I also like to read in the bathroom. 341 00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:52,955 Okay. 342 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,123 What's with the brownies? 343 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,960 What brownies? We... no, we don't have brownies. 344 00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:00,296 Mm-mm. 345 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,464 Did you go to the Bake-Off today? 346 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,099 Are those the lesbian brownies? 347 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,969 Mm, not exactly. 348 00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:09,137 Hey, Alec. 349 00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:10,973 What's up, man? You're back. 350 00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:13,309 Yeah, I counted to three. I feel better. 351 00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:15,310 Oh, great. You look serene. 352 00:15:15,312 --> 00:15:17,980 I'm starving, so we're gonna go. 353 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,482 - Um... - Let's go to your place, bro. 354 00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:22,484 - I'm watching you, Andie. - Yep. 355 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,653 Oh, my God, guys, Josh knows. 356 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:27,055 We're dead. Alec is gonna find out. 357 00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:29,257 Everyone is going to find out. 358 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,361 Who's gonna find out what? 359 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,996 Aah! Mr. Shaw, get out! 360 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,397 I mea... I mean, hi. 361 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,999 I hate that I'm back here. 362 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,167 But someone checked out film equipment 363 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:40,737 and left it in the hallway. 364 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,006 Okay? 365 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,406 That comes back to me. 366 00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,642 My bad. 367 00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:50,079 I have to ask, have you even started filming a segment yet? 368 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:53,049 - all: Uh... - Um... 369 00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:57,185 Once those doors are closed, they stay closed, okay? 370 00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:58,787 And I'm not gonna fill out the paperwork 371 00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:01,123 to reopen those doors. 372 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,425 No teacher will sponsor this club, 373 00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:06,966 because you guys are a liability. 374 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,633 What's this, huh? 375 00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:16,539 It's good. 376 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,041 I deserve this. 377 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,209 I'm gonna take this, okay? 378 00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,645 I deserve some sweetness. 379 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:25,381 I'll be back in an hour. 380 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,184 Pick this up! 381 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:30,685 No. 382 00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:33,192 Don't. 383 00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:39,262 Wait. Was that as late as it felt? 384 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:42,230 We are not going down like this. 385 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,566 We're not losing the Brayer Lair, not like this. 386 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,070 Andie, we have one hour. It is impossible. 387 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,704 Exactly. We're gonna pull off a miracle. 388 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,706 Who's in? 389 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,542 You crazy SOB. 390 00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,179 Let's do this. 391 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,483 T MINUS 1 HOUR 392 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:18,500 Dakota. 393 00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:34,650 You guys look crazy. 394 00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,453 So, uh, let's, uh... 395 00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,658 let's take a look at that segment, you guys. 396 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:44,797 Imogen. 397 00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,738 I am Dakota, but you already know that. 398 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,240 What you do not know is, 399 00:17:58,242 --> 00:17:59,574 is that you've all been eating a lie. 400 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:06,351 Oh, cool. Alcohol. 401 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,152 S.T.A.R.E. is great... 402 00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:12,188 if you want a watered-down version of the truth. 403 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,623 Do you like watered-down vodka? 404 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,458 - I don't know. - Didn't think so. 405 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,494 S.T.A.R.E. at yourself. You like what you see? 406 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:22,797 One time after dinner, high as a kite, 407 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,767 I did a little bit of Facebook stalking. 408 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,236 Every time I searched a name, 409 00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:28,837 I was posting it to my wall. 410 00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:32,674 Because of drugs. 411 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,809 Oh! 412 00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:38,881 ? If you want to Snapchat with your friends ? 413 00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:40,815 ? You better not do drugs ? 414 00:18:40,817 --> 00:18:43,186 ? 'Cause if you do, your friends trick you ? 415 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,353 And take a picture that lasts forever 416 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,591 It's happened to me 100 times, if not more. 417 00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:51,794 We are S.T.A.R.E.'ing at you to stop party popping 418 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,528 and start party stopping. 419 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:03,972 Stay off drugs! 420 00:19:03,974 --> 00:19:05,674 Aah! 421 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,912 Uh... 422 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:12,640 I HATE MR. SHAW 423 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,225 Uh... 424 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,730 Are you okay? 425 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,930 Hmm? What? 426 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:31,566 Oh, um... 427 00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:34,237 Good job, guys. 428 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,971 One after the other. 429 00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:37,606 So you're gonna get your... 430 00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:40,742 you got your Lair Brayer back, so that's good. 431 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,246 So I need to get going. 432 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,980 Congratulations. 433 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,819 Come on, guys, put your books away. 434 00:19:58,762 --> 00:19:59,996 Oh, my God. 435 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,265 I can't believe that just happened. 436 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,699 - What? - That was amazing, you guys. 437 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:06,434 That was so weird. 438 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,903 It was high-key weird. 439 00:20:08,905 --> 00:20:10,605 - We did drugs. - We did fix it. 440 00:20:10,607 --> 00:20:12,908 - And our teacher did drugs. - I had fun. 441 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,746 Do you guys want to come over tonight and watch a movie? 442 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,382 - Sure. I'm down. - Awesome. 443 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,949 - I'M IN YOUR CAR WITH NO PANTS! - Yeah, but... 444 00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:22,551 - MY PLACE IN 20? - you know, a movie sounds good. 445 00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,719 No, guys, you've been waiting all day. 446 00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:26,721 Just... just go. It's cool. 447 00:20:26,723 --> 00:20:28,859 - Peace! - Bye! 448 00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:34,029 - Oh, hey. - Hey, guys. 449 00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:35,064 Hey. 450 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,899 Thought you might want a ride. 451 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,567 The bus is no fun when you're high. Trust me. 452 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,437 All right, grab your stuff. Let's go. 453 00:20:41,439 --> 00:20:43,605 You know, I totally would, 454 00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,874 seriously, but I can't. 455 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,575 Thanks so much for the offer, though. 456 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,978 I mean, you really had my back today. 457 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,648 I know I'm just your friend's little sister or whatever, 458 00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,683 but I seriously appreciate it. 459 00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:56,751 Andie, you're not just my friend's little sister. 460 00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:59,455 You're... you're my friend too, you know. 461 00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,023 I love spending time with you. 462 00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:02,857 I mean, it'd be a lot easier on this friendship 463 00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:04,026 if you didn't make me cover up 464 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,728 for you guys doing drugs in school 465 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,797 and your handcuffs and whips in your room, 466 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,334 which are still kind of unexplained, but that's fine. 467 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,370 You know, we're... we're on our way to being bffers. 468 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:16,805 God, did I just say "bffers"? 469 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,507 - That's so embarrassing. - Yeah. 470 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,677 I don't even know what "bffers" really means. 471 00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,978 No, don't... bffers is totally awesome. 472 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,780 We can totally be bffers, yeah. 473 00:21:25,782 --> 00:21:26,981 - Okay. - Just... 474 00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:28,351 Can we start tomorrow? 475 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,819 Because I have plans with Imogen. 476 00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:33,055 Bffers tomorrow, Imogen tonight. It's a deal. 477 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:35,990 Just don't tell anyone I said "bffers," okay? 478 00:21:35,992 --> 00:21:37,793 Got it. 479 00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,363 Looks like it's just you and me tonight. 480 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,367 Imogen, you don't have withdrawals. 481 00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,836 You're fine. 482 00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:50,474 Oh, perfect. 483 00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:56,845 You want to share it with me? 484 00:21:56,895 --> 00:22:01,445 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0